Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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