brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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