hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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