i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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