Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he thought i was a dude.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
