i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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