felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
