we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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