let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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