Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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