Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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