She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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