So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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