We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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