you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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