PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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