It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
wow bdsm is so cute
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