We're like a lot better than the average bears
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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