I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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