A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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