Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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