he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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