just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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