Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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