You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Come on in and take your pants off
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