weddingsv make me drug and hornr
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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