So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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