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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing

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(619): View more from California

I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth

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(561): View more from Florida

so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same

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(206): View more from Washington

He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.

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(712): View more from Iowa

He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina

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