we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We’re leaving where are you
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