Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
A+ Viking dick
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