South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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