at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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