these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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