What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
