What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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