How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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