I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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