I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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