Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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