Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so let's talk penis.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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