The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Is Oprah even human
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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