What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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