Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
where are my eyebrows?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
i out mim tonsoeep
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