going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
whose parrot is this?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize