He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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