that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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