So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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