was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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