there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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