Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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