i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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