Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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