...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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