I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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