that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm sobbing to NWA
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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