i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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